New Element in the Periodic Table
(Mens Discovery)
Scientist-:Confused -Yaggi -:)
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I believe u haven't yet forgotten the Periodic Table in chemistry......Recently a new element has been added into that......The following are it's details ...
Element :Women
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
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>1. Boils at room temperature >2. Freezes without any known reason. >3. Melts if given special treatment. >4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. >5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
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>1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. >2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. >3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
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>1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. >2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
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>1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. >2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
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>1. Boils at room temperature >2. Freezes without any known reason. >3. Melts if given special treatment. >4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. >5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
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>1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. >2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. >3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
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>1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. >2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
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>1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. >2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
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Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD ...
And ONE MORE thing
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this is just 4 teasin' ..bt i like pure state of this element.....
Accordin' to me, in PURE STATE
this element is.....
A very understanding, Modern in outlook bt Traditional n cultured @heart ,Intelligent, beautiful,a little naughty , conservative, supportive, appreciative, softy attitude, sweet and cutie..though a bit tom-boyish at times and specially not shy to express herself .....above all faithful and sure when she makes promises.....
PLZZ Don't discuss abt this element wid me..
n 4 Further details... go to ONE of my great Chem. Proff. MR. N.D. PANDEY -:)
Yaggi-Director
02 July 2006
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD ...
And ONE MORE thing
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this is just 4 teasin' ..bt i like pure state of this element.....
Accordin' to me, in PURE STATE
this element is.....
A very understanding, Modern in outlook bt Traditional n cultured @heart ,Intelligent, beautiful,a little naughty , conservative, supportive, appreciative, softy attitude, sweet and cutie..though a bit tom-boyish at times and specially not shy to express herself .....above all faithful and sure when she makes promises.....
PLZZ Don't discuss abt this element wid me..
n 4 Further details... go to ONE of my great Chem. Proff. MR. N.D. PANDEY -:)
Yaggi-Director
02 July 2006
posted by Yagya Datt Sharma @ 6:24 PM
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